And now for the bleating masses to wake up to themselvesTotal legend.
like this is such a stupid and wrong and completely overgeneralized view of christianity
and then i remembered he’s just a comedian so yeah
prove it. with facts.
prove… what
prove that god is real or prove that george carlin’s take on christianity is phenomenally off-base
because i, logically, cannot prove that god is real
just like you can’t prove that he isn’t
so he’s wrong. your words.
…………….what exactly are you even saying
“this is such a stupid and wrong and overgeneralized view of religion. but I can’t prove it, just like you can’t prove it. he’s wrong, though. i’m not wrong. he’s wrong.” ladies and gentleman, religious people.
i
what
i said i can’t prove that god is real
you are a bleeding idiot
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