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Total legend.

And now for the bleating masses to wake up to themselves

like this is such a stupid and wrong and completely overgeneralized view of christianity

and then i remembered he’s just a comedian so yeah

prove it. with facts.

prove… what

prove that god is real or prove that george carlin’s take on christianity is phenomenally off-base

because i, logically, cannot prove that god is real

just like you can’t prove that he isn’t

so he’s wrong. your words. 

…………….what exactly are you even saying

“this is such a stupid and wrong and overgeneralized view of religion. but I can’t prove it, just like you can’t prove it. he’s wrong, though. i’m not wrong. he’s wrong.” ladies and gentleman, religious people.

what

i said i can’t prove that god is real 

you are a bleeding idiot

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